So, like is this some kind of website?

Yes, this a daily(ish) vehicle -a cybermondeo, if you will- for my cartoons, comics and drawings. It’s essentially a collection of disparate miscellanea, so you can expect something different every day.

Oh, I see, a bit like Horne & Corden on paper lolz rofl!

No.

And who the hell are you?

My name is Sparky, I’m a wildly unsuccessful musician and artist from Manchester. Why don’t you check out my Myspace. And then you can come to one of my gigs and buy my next record.

I’d like to commission you to do some illustration work, but I’m too shy to ask.

Don’t be, I’m incredibly desperate. Email me!

Can I reproduce any of the content here?

Maybe, why don’t you email me here and ask me.

But I don’t like your cartoons and don’t find them funny at all.

Good. Because you’re not the demographic I’m targeting. Idiot.